Stationery Seller T-Shirts

'In selling stationery, Edwards, you'll never make it on letterhead alone. You really have to push the envelopes...'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

The Pencil and Sharpener

Stationery Shop

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"Remember, 'borrowing' a pencil means not eating it like you did last time."

Dip Pen

Biro Diversity

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

Man with post it note

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

"I think my little talk on 'abuse of office stationery' went rather well today dear."

Biro Security