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"Well, if doodling all day is busy, I was busy."

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'

"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"

Striking Oil.

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

'Back in '83 I painted my entire den white with those little bottles of correction fluid. That was the golden age of office supply pilfering.'

'Hey, someone keeps lifting my personalized pens!'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Overflowing Desk Organizers

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

'Cops and Rubbers.'

Company Ink.

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

"What a party ... it's filled with back-to-school supplies."

2B or not 2B

Pencil Rubber

"Now let's try it again, pal. You got the money?"

Dip Pen

"Cheers Kev, you're a diamond!"

"Pencil eraser."

"You've really blotted your copy book this time Higgins!"

Scissors and pen

Pendemic

"I may have to go back into the office - we're running low on stationery."

"All new employees get a welcome kit. It contains coffee, a pen, sticky notes and some tissues for when you cry after seeing your first paycheck."

Ink Pen

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Oh, God. Did we?"

"Help! I've been stabbed with a pencil"

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

I think I'd like a fountain pen for my birthday, Axel. I thought you used Crayola writing instruments exclusively, Lance.

Look, he's passed out – Quick, bring me the highlighter!

Dip Pen Bouquet