Stationery Professional Gifts

"So with 20 years in stationary you're not really going anywhere are you?"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

Stationery Shop

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"Remember, 'borrowing' a pencil means not eating it like you did last time."

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Dip Pen

Man with post it note

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"I think my little talk on 'abuse of office stationery' went rather well today dear."

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

'Hold me!'

"Pencil eraser."

Company Ink.