Stationery Mugs

"Well, if doodling all day is busy, I was busy."

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"Ouch! paper cut"

"I can't read my handwriting either."

2021 Tentative Planner

Desk bins: Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda.

Operation Desert StormThe Desk Accessories

Striking Oil.

"When you have a moment, could you take a look at the paper shredder? It seems to have gotten jammed!"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Employee of school supply company in trouble for punching in late.

Pens Paper Rulers ( The 'Rulers' are the leaders of Countries ).

'Do you mind?'

'In selling stationery, Edwards, you'll never make it on letterhead alone. You really have to push the envelopes...'

"Do you keep stationery here?"

"Well sir, items stolen were; document folders, filing cabinets and labelling machines. . ."

"He stayed sharp right up until the end."

"I'm just not sure I'm ready for a permanent relationship."

"That happens sometimes, when people borrow my pen and leave the cap off"

Man stabbed by giant pencil.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Mrs. Healy Makes a Show of Force

"Okay, we're ready to start the meeting - as soon as Bob is done smelling the marker pens."

'You are the highlight of my life.'

'These amusing novelty pencils shaped like frankfurters, taste really good.'

'Hold on, I'll see if I can find a piece of paper.'

'Right here on the box...'self adhesive envelopes'.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

'Everybody needs candy. Everybody needs stationery. Everybody needs microcomputers.'

"Well, I don't think much of your CV, but your paper clip is the smartest I've ever seen."

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