Office Supplies Gifts

The Move.

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'

To Do List: Invent Smaller Post-It Notes.

A New Role For Desk Organizers.

"...and this week, all boardroom tables come with a free, titled Non-Executive Director"

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'This one says, order more sticky notes.'

'Next on the agenda: waste management.'

Swiss Army Desk

'Computer printer ink! We're gonna be rich!'

'Pencils?' 'Check.' 'Pads?' 'Check.'...'Automated external defibrillator?' 'Check.'

'As you can see from these full-colour charts, we're spending a lot of money on toner.'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

"Well done. One of the straightest paper clips I've seen."

"Get a computer?! Do I look as though I have room in here for a computer?"

'Cattle prods?.. Yes sir, aisle three with the other management tools.'

'You went for the highlights then?'

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

'You want a desk for your computer? Excuse me, isn't that why it's called a laptop?'

"Having trouble with that paper shredder again, Barry?"

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

In 5 Years...

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

"The ship's under a tack!"

Big thoughts... Big Pen!

'The only reason we're fighting the merger is we don't want to change the stationary.'

We're looking for someone who has their own desk, computer, fax, smart phone, copier, and customer list.

Me likey blank yellow sticky.

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"KA-CHING!"

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

My pen an out...