Office Supply Retailer Gifts

'In selling stationery, Edwards, you'll never make it on letterhead alone. You really have to push the envelopes...'

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Joust Sharpener

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Stationery Shop

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Before social media there was sticky notes.

Man with post it note

The Move.

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Theory A Day Calendar.

'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

Medieval Office Supplies

Office Supplies: New and improved motivational posters, now with 25% more inspiration.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'Wow, my own desk!'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

'Hold me!'

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."