Office Supply Lover Gifts

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Joust Sharpener

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Stationery Shop

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Before social media there was sticky notes.

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

Man with post it note

The Move.

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

Theory A Day Calendar.

Medieval Office Supplies

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

The Workaholics Building

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

'Hold me!'

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

'Wow, my own desk!'

"I compose using post it notes!"

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.