'Severe case of lead poisoning!'
Office Supplies Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift for an office supplies aficionado? Our collection features witty and creative items perfect for anyone who adores stationery, organizers, and desk accessories. These products add personality and humor to any workspace, making mundane office days more enjoyable. Whether it's a humorous mug, a quirky print, or a clever t-shirt, find something that speaks to their love for all things stationery and organization. Surprise the workspace enthusiast with a gift that’s both practical and playful.
My report may be a little hard to read. The toner cartridge was on empty when I printed the report.
Lost Staple Gun
"The recruitment ad has to stress the 'positives', our traditional 'old-fashioned' practices..."
'Earth shaking news, stationery store moves.'
"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."
"Are these suspension files?"
"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"
On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.
(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)
Lemonade Inc.
"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."
"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"
"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."
"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."
"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"
Joust Sharpener
'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'
'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'
'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'
Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment
Busy office.
Home Business - Electric Stapler.
"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."
'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'
Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.
Stationery Shop
(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")
'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'
Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.
401K
Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder
Corporate Whore.
Man with post it note
"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."
Office Supplies Aficionado Gifts Collection
Office Supplies Aficionado Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for office supplies enthusiasts—perfect for brightening up their morning routine.
Office Supplies Aficionado Pillows
Discover pillows that add humor and comfort to any office nook or home workspace.
Office Supplies Aficionado Prints
Browse our playful prints celebrating office supplies—ideal for decorating a creative workspace.
Office Supplies Aficionado T-Shirts
Check out our humorous t-shirts celebrating the love of stationery and organizational fun.