Office Supplies Aficionado Pillows

'Severe case of lead poisoning!'

My report may be a little hard to read. The toner cartridge was on empty when I printed the report.

Lost Staple Gun

"The recruitment ad has to stress the 'positives', our traditional 'old-fashioned' practices..."

'Earth shaking news, stationery store moves.'

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

"Are these suspension files?"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Joust Sharpener

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Busy office.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

Stationery Shop

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

Corporate Whore.

Man with post it note

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."