Office Supplies Lover Pillows

"There's never a dull moment with you."

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Joust Sharpener

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Stationery Shop

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

Before social media there was sticky notes.

Man with post it note

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

The Move.

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

Medieval Office Supplies

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

Office Supplies: New and improved motivational posters, now with 25% more inspiration.

'Hold me!'

The Workaholics Building

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

'Wow, my own desk!'