Office Supplier Gifts

'It's smart...that's why it's called a facts machine!'

Odd Moments in Computer History: Fred came up with a creative solution when he ran out of continuous forms.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Joust Sharpener

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Stationery Shop

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

Man with post it note

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

Before social media there was sticky notes.

The Move.

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

Medieval Office Supplies

"I compose using post it notes!"

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'Hold me!'

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

'Wow, my own desk!'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

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