Office Supplier Pillows

'It's smart...that's why it's called a facts machine!'

Odd Moments in Computer History: Fred came up with a creative solution when he ran out of continuous forms.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Joust Sharpener

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Stationery Shop

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

Before social media there was sticky notes.

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

Man with post it note

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

The Move.

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'

Medieval Office Supplies

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

Office Supplies: New and improved motivational posters, now with 25% more inspiration.

'Wow, my own desk!'

"I compose using post it notes!"

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

'Hold me!'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'

Swiss Army Desk