Office Accessories Gifts

Two stressed drinking birds

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

The Computer Bore

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

That shows business confidence.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Men's business romper.

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Joust Sharpener

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Dog eat dog.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Stationery Shop

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder