Fans Of Witty Office Decor Gifts

"My initial reaction is positive but I'd like to hibernate on it."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

"You calm down."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

'Your resume seems in order, Mr. Lupo, but would you explain exactly why you want to work here> Mr. Lupo...?

THE REPORT: Some of this is brilliant, but that can be fixed.

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

'We want you to take the hindmost.'

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Boss to employee: 'I'm downsizing your paycheck.'

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

'Your job description is fairly simple: Stay in your cubicle and try not to make things worse.'

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'