Workplace Decor Prints

Mirror manufacturers employee is at desk with 'in/out' workboxes in reverse.

'Any chance of getting something a bit more professional on the door?'

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

That shows business confidence.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'Dog eat dog.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Desk shaped like an office block.

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.