Office Decor Prints

"That would look really good in my office."

"Well, that was fun. But we really should get back down to business."

Conflict resolution in the workplace.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

"Every piece of paper you see is here for a reason: I haven't thrown it away."

"I've started a clean desk policy."

'You have the corner office, Felton?what more could you want?'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'People are beginning to talk. I told you the love seat was a bad idea.'

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'I just got appointed to a government job. I need some shoes that will look good up on a desk.'

Standing Desks and Tall Chairs

'Glad you could make it, G,B - pull up a bean bag chair,'

'I need a bigger office.'

"Hmm, what would Satan do?"

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

"I was hoping for a more positive mission statement."

"I miss the old chairs."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Hope you like the oversized furniture. It helps me feel young.'

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

Tray on businessman's desk is for neglected stuff that keeps piling up.

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

A man works in a snow globe.

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

'Let's try to improve our workstations even more.'

"Hold on, Ted. I'm going to put you on the speaker phone."

'Personnel, hire someone with a green thumb quick!'

"Sir, it's the office plants. They've grouped together to form a garden. Here is a list of their demands…"

"Oh, it's a great place to work -- but the ergonomics are crap."

'I feel more secure surrounded by things.'

'Pastor: no compromising allowed.'

"This is Raj, your guide to your desk."

'Do you have any new drugs that'll perk up my office plants?'