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"That would look really good in my office."

Conflict resolution in the workplace.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

"Every piece of paper you see is here for a reason: I haven't thrown it away."

"I've started a clean desk policy."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'You have the corner office, Felton?what more could you want?'

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'People are beginning to talk. I told you the love seat was a bad idea.'

"Hmm, what would Satan do?"

'I need a bigger office.'

'Glad you could make it, G,B - pull up a bean bag chair,'

'I just got appointed to a government job. I need some shoes that will look good up on a desk.'

Standing Desks and Tall Chairs

'Let's try to improve our workstations even more.'

A man works in a snow globe.

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

Tray on businessman's desk is for neglected stuff that keeps piling up.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

"I was hoping for a more positive mission statement."

'Hope you like the oversized furniture. It helps me feel young.'

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

That shows business confidence.

'The board of directors had him stuffed.'

'Maybe you could get more organized if you had a desk.'

"Hold on, Ted. I'm going to put you on the speaker phone."

"Oh, it's a great place to work -- but the ergonomics are crap."

'Welcome aboard - this ball of string will lead you to your desk.'

Hassle Free Zone: Let's keep it that way.

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

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