Office Design Gifts

'We believe in making use of all the available space.'

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

'Of course it's efficient - it's a flowchart.'

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

TUBE-icles.

'Offices with windows are scarce. How about one with a peephole?'

"Beats working in a cubicle."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"Not everyone has found it easy to adapt to the open plan office."

'No cubicles. All our temps are free-range.'

New Post-COVID Reduced Timber Boardroom Table.

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

"Welcome back to work everyone! As you can see, after a year of Covid, we've decided to totally embrace the open office concept!"

The Frank Lloyd Wright desk

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"Our open office promotes the interchange of ideas… except they're not about work."

'Miss Pringle, phone the architect and find out which way is the right way up.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"Remember honey, success isn't measured by the title on your door. It's by the size of your desk."

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."

"I told them I wanted a power environment. They answered with just one word."

"The boss's idea of an open floor plan."

"These open plan offices are a nightmare, it's like Piccadilly Circus in here!"

"There was a lot of tension between his ergonomics and his feng shui."

"Yeah! The new building is amazing! And guess what! I've got a corner office!"

COVID-19 office design

'Miss withers, is this a piece of art work or is it something we're supposed to be using?'

"This isn't the real me, Miss Tischler. The real me has a bigger desk."

"I don't love the new standing desks."

"Love your feng shui!"