Office Designer Gifts

It's a Rubik's desk.

'Frankly, Mrs. Wickham, I liked the furniture better the way it was.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

That shows business confidence.

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'Dog eat dog.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Desk shaped like an office block.

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."