Workplace Designer Gifts

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

' A good idea '

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

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'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"I didn't spark joy."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

Empty box of ideas

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"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Eureka!

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Use your imagination.

"Home depot."

Bright idea

Creative department

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Crap from the future.