Creative Workspace Designer Gifts

Piano desk.

"My email is down... talk to me."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

Dare to be different.

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

Modular Offices

"I miss the old cubicles."

'These graphs represent productivity between free-range and cubicled workers.'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

To save space, we eliminated hallways and doors, by adding catwalk and ladders.

'Flexi-space.'

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."

'Ms Brown, I think I need a bigger desk!'

"It's my interpretation of the open floor office."

"Office space is at a premium, we've had to rationalise."

'I'm adding some personal touches to my office.'

'If you ask me, they're carrying the virtual workplace a little too far.'

"This isn't the real me, Miss Tischler. The real me has a bigger desk."

'That's right! My very own corner office! Next year I might get glass!'

The side effect of the standing desk craze.

"We find this chair keeps our employees better focused."

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

"So how do you like these new cylindricals?"

The Frank Lloyd Wright desk

TUBE-icles.

'But, dear, the company requires it from employees who work from home.'

The Attorney Barn