Creative Room Designer Gifts

'Glenda - why not be like other girls and stick your pin-ups on the wall?'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Giraffe Portrait

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

What can I play?

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Space for Lease.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

'How are you doing on your side?'

Origami time!