Game Room Designer Gifts

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Kitchen Tetris

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

What can I play?

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Bishops Snooker

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Teenage Angst.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

Apple Vision Pro

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

God playing with dolls.

Playing Pyramids

Ski-ball.

'Please join us.'

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

Fire Escapes

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'