Game Room Guru Gifts

'Now keep your mouth shut...this is our last ball.'

'He tried to jump over the net.'

Bishops Snooker

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Homo Gamus

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Whack-a-molecule

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Board Game Hunter

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Prawn Amend

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."