Geeky Gaming Guru Gifts

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Homo Gamus

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Eldrow

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Geek fairies

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Whack-a-molecule

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Vanna White: The Later Years.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Prawn Amend

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.