Geeky Gaming Guru Gifts

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Homo Gamus

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Geek fairies

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Whack-a-molecule

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Vanna White: The Later Years.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Prawn Amend

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Bishops Snooker