Global Gaming Guru Gifts

Mr Putin made us an offer we could not refuse

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Whack-a-molecule

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Bishops Snooker

Prawn Amend

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."