Game Guru Gifts

"Ahh, the arbitration team is here."

Man on phone: 'Hi. My name is J8 I1 M3, and I think I'm addicted to Scrabble.'

"It guessed your PIN number and cleaned out your bank account. Your move."

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

For some patients, Dr. Edwards would play 'Diagnosis Charades'.

"It's a puzzle to me"

Young MacDonald

Refereeing Stages.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

"Get lost! You can't play with us!"

"I told you we'd lose the house."

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

"It's a different generation."

At the coconut shy - "See.. I told you it was a stupid haircut."

"How's the game of hide and seek going?"

Homo Gamus

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

'They're playing 'phone tag'.'

"I don't like these video games. They're too violent...too loud...and worst of all, you don't have to use your imagination!"

'Since your job credentials are identical, we'll play musical chairs.'

'Technically, that has to go down as a missed chance...'

Fun with Ned-Ball.

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Claw machine game

"My day job is usually working in equations, but in my free time I enjoy playing games."

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

Flight simulation eject add on.

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

Referee

This "Words with the Enemy of my Enemy" game is addicting!

You've been a great trainer, Bob, but if I'm going to reach the next level, I need a coach who's played the game.

@susie # You're it.

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"It's quite simple, madam - pick the right card and you win this beautiful vacuum cleaner; fail and you forfeit an appliance of your choice."

A game of tic-tac-toe being played by two chess grandmasters.