Game Play Guru Gifts

Footballers - Kevin Keagan

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Whack-a-molecule

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Prawn Amend

Bishops Snooker

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'