Game Play Guru Gifts

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Whack-a-molecule

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Computer games

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

Prawn Amend

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Bishops Snooker

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.