'We're going back to basics...This is a football.'
Game Rule Guru Gifts
Searching for the ideal gift for the game rule guru in your life? Find clever, humorous items that honor their passion for rules, strategy, and game mastery. From stylish mugs to quirky t-shirts, our curated collection brings a fun twist to their game-loving personality, making every day a little more playful and thoughtful.
"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."
Homo Gamus
'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'
You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!
'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'
'I'm also fluent in Geek.'
"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"
Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!
Computer games
Whack-a-molecule
What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years
"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"
'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'
"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."
What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!
Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!
Crane Game. Ball Game.
'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'
Prawn Amend
Bishops Snooker
'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'
'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'
"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."
The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.
"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."
"Mam? What's love juice?"
"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."
'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'
Essex computer.
'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'
Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.
Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.
'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'
"It's a puzzle to me"
Game Rule Guru Gifts Collection
Game Rule Guru Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for game rule gurus—perfect for their morning coffee and game strategy sessions.
Game Rule Guru Pillows
Discover quirky pillows that add personality to their living space and celebrate their love for games and rules.
Game Rule Guru Prints
Browse our artistic prints that capture the humor and cleverness of game rules, ideal for decorating their game room or study.
Game Rule Guru T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts for game rule enthusiasts—great for informal game nights or showing off their strategic side.