Strategy Game Guru Gifts

Cheating Death

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Putin and Zelensky

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Little league world series of poker.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Homo Gamus

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'How about a game of cards?'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Some card-game puns

Sweep the board.

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Personal conker trainer.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Trojan Hurdler.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Hockey Season.

Whack-a-molecule

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'