Strategy Game Guru Pillows

Cheating Death

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Little league world series of poker.

Putin and Zelensky

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

Homo Gamus

Sweep the board.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'How about a game of cards?'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Some card-game puns

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

Personal conker trainer.

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Trojan Hurdler.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Hockey Season.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Whack-a-molecule

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'