Game Plan Guru Gifts

'Any questions?'

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

'...and if you guys keep screwing up, I'm gonna have to start kicking some butt!'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

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"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

Homo Gamus

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

Whack-a-molecule

Hockey Season.

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Tic-tac-toe

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'I sometimes wonder if these endless meetings accomplish anything.'

Target your message

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Prawn Amend

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'