Game Planners Gifts

'It's a prescription for that new sports clinic.'

Defense Not losing Goal Offense Winning

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"We only got six days of funding."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Kitchen Tetris

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

Personal conker trainer.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Hockey Season.

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Target your message

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Tic-tac-toe

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

Engineer on the move.

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'