Game Planners Gifts

'It's a prescription for that new sports clinic.'

Defense Not losing Goal Offense Winning

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"We only got six days of funding."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Kitchen Tetris

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

When Engineers Crack.

Personal conker trainer.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Hockey Season.

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Target your message

Tic-tac-toe

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

Engineer on the move.

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'