Game Planner Gifts

'And when the vault blows, we grab the loot, jump in the getaway car and then disappear...'

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

"This better be important."

'Now, when the traffic leaves the football stadium parking lot Ed fakes to the left and zooms right while Joe zigzags up the middle ...'

'Wait! Stick him back in the freezer. Coach changed his mind. He wants us to warm up a lefty.'

'And that's the quickest way out of the car park after the game.'

The whole club stands behind the coach...

"We only got six days of funding."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Innovation & Calculation

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

Engineer on the move.

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

What did I tell you two about somersaults?

Spider's Web Trampoline

'...and if you guys keep screwing up, I'm gonna have to start kicking some butt!'

'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'