Game Night Planner Gifts

The Waiting Game

Warmer … Warmer …

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Some card-game puns

Perils of the double play.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"Stag poker"

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'Checkmate I think!'

Playing cards.

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."