Game Night Planner Prints

The Waiting Game

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'How about a game of cards?'

Some card-game puns

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Perils of the double play.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"Stag poker"

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Playing cards.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Checkmate I think!'

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'