Sports Night Planner Prints

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"Stag poker"

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Gaah! You sank my longship!

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!

Hole in forty-seven.

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

Tombola Winner

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

Fun in bedroom - Scrabble.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'Maybe you need to work on your poker face.'

Video Rental. "Wall Street," "Sunset Boulevard," Cannery Row" --- This is not what I meant when I said I was in the mood for a road movie.

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

The Waiting Game

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

World Cup Trophy

"Thanks old friend. That was awesome!"

"See you in the morning."

'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'

The corporate ref slaps Vincent with a foul- and then a couple of quick technicals for arguing.

'Yes, I know we're hyenas - but sometimes I just don't feel like laughing, Kate.'

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

Players checking racing news, commentator says 'Oh, this is a surprise. They seem to be checking the light'

'Because I know you Henry!! You'll go charging off with the boys, trumpeting at anything that moves and forget to take the garbage out!!'

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

"I bought an old screen from a movie theater for our entertainment room. Getting it in the door and down the stairs may be a challenge."