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"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

"Stag poker"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Gaah! You sank my longship!

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!

Hole in forty-seven.

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

Tombola Winner

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

Fun in bedroom - Scrabble.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'Maybe you need to work on your poker face.'

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

The Waiting Game

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'

World Cup Trophy

"See you in the morning."

Players checking racing news, commentator says 'Oh, this is a surprise. They seem to be checking the light'

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

'Because I know you Henry!! You'll go charging off with the boys, trumpeting at anything that moves and forget to take the garbage out!!'

The corporate ref slaps Vincent with a foul- and then a couple of quick technicals for arguing.

'Yes, I know we're hyenas - but sometimes I just don't feel like laughing, Kate.'

'I've told you - This family is not moving on to higher video technology until we've mastered pong!'

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

"I bought an old screen from a movie theater for our entertainment room. Getting it in the door and down the stairs may be a challenge."