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The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Perils of the double play.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The Other Cooperstown

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

"I love fast break business success."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Here's a play my backup QB designed. Everyone goes long and I throw to our opponent.'

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

'...and if you guys keep screwing up, I'm gonna have to start kicking some butt!'

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

"Marketing hired a golf pro as our spokesperson. Finally, we've got someone on the ball around here."

'Are you blind ref?'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'What a control freak!'

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

'That was one of the most beautiful blocks I've ever seen; but you were supposed to carry the ball on that play.'

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.