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With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

'The Boston Marathon has changed everything.'

China, Beijing Olympics and pollution.

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Face painting.

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I didn't spark joy."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Face painting by numbers.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Perils of the double play.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The Other Cooperstown

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

Sloth 10K.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"I love fast break business success."

The Hockey World

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"