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Founder of the Emoticon Club

Face painting.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Face painting by numbers.

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Collective Psyche

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Pearly King and Queen

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'The grudge match.'

Before the riots/after the riots

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

social services cuts

Human Rights for All

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

Extra Long-jump

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

recycling