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The MBA Draft

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Perils of the double play.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The Other Cooperstown

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I love fast break business success."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

'Are you blind ref?'

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

"Marketing hired a golf pro as our spokesperson. Finally, we've got someone on the ball around here."

'Here's a play my backup QB designed. Everyone goes long and I throw to our opponent.'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

'What a control freak!'

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

'That was one of the most beautiful blocks I've ever seen; but you were supposed to carry the ball on that play.'

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.