Sports Advisor Pillows

'Right, now this is what we call a 'football' and the 'players' will be kicking it!'

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Cricket Accidents.

Perils of the double play.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The Other Cooperstown

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'...I don't like your chances!'

"I love fast break business success."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Centaur Forward

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

'Nice tackle, Dewey! You knocked the fur ball out of him!'

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Lost Season