Sports Counseling Enthusiast Pillows

Victim support

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Church for sports worshipers.

Personal conker trainer.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Uptight End"

National Academy of Sport

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

Stop with racism in sport!

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

'What are you really running from?'

'Ring around the rosey ...'

Psychologist to patient: 'I'm afraid there's still not a lot we know about choking over 2-inch putts.'

Beijing 2022

"My mother was overbearing and my father neglected me! Hut, hut!"

"Would you knowingly cheat to be better at something just to make millions of dollars? Well would you? Son? ... Son?"

Injured player

'It's not his knee. It appears his feelings are hurt and the team psychologist is rushing out onto the field.'

Soccer Ball - "I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time."

"Sorry, I didn't realize you saw me in the stands booing you."

Olympic Doping

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

"Our new five million pound striker seems to have developed a phobia about dark tunnels boss."

Ruff! Ruff!