Spiritual Sports Enthusiast Pillows

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Angel Delight

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Church for sports worshipers.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Football Chameleon

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

If nobody had invented graphics

Golfing Bishop.

Ratminton

Saving a Heart

"How should we divide the teams?"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

A married couple share the same pole vault.

At the 2021 Religious Games

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Gary turns 40.

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

A day at the transgenic races