Spiritual Sportsman Pillows

Golfing Bishop.

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Church for sports worshipers.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Golfing with God.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

Sports Day at the Monastery

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

Thanks God!

'I will need to watch the replay.'

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

And on the seventh day God invented cricket

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

Zen and the Art of Skiing

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

'You won't need those up here. He can't stand golf.'

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

Golfing Fakir.

The Alter of Football

The traditional pre-game prayer.

'The shroud of Turin, I love God'

It's just a game vs. get real.

Rams: 14-0

Angel Delight