Soulful Sportsman Pillows

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Golfing Bishop.

At the 2021 Religious Games

'It's baseball season!'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Halo Frisbee.

Cheerleaders

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Please Give

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

"This meeting has been a great success. Insofar as the profound loneliness of my soul has been displaced for a little while."

'With a five day week I golfed and fished. On a four day week I took up bowling and with a three day week I started skiing. Gentlemen, I'm too tired for a two day week.'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

'We could have a problem here lads.'

"Good arm."

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

Boot Sale: Buy One Boot Get Second Boot Free.

"Harry can never remember whether it's the winner or the loser who's supposed to jump over the net."

Cut it Sister

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

Zen and the Art of Skiing

'I think I can...'

Golfing Fakir.

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

"Ignore him, Geoff, they just can't help themselves!"

"I know, it's hideous! But I did a hell of a lot of sky punching during the World Cup and now I'm stuck with it."