Soulful Sportsman Gifts

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Golfing Bishop.

At the 2021 Religious Games

'It's baseball season!'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Halo Frisbee.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Cheerleaders

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Please Give

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.

'With a five day week I golfed and fished. On a four day week I took up bowling and with a three day week I started skiing. Gentlemen, I'm too tired for a two day week.'

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

"This meeting has been a great success. Insofar as the profound loneliness of my soul has been displaced for a little while."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

'We could have a problem here lads.'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

"Good arm."

Boot Sale: Buy One Boot Get Second Boot Free.

"Harry can never remember whether it's the winner or the loser who's supposed to jump over the net."

Cut it Sister

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

Zen and the Art of Skiing

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

'I think I can...'

"Ignore him, Geoff, they just can't help themselves!"

Zorbing

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"