Sporty Soul Gifts

Boot Sale: Buy One Boot Get Second Boot Free.

Cheerleaders

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Good arm."

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

'It's baseball season!'

'With a five day week I golfed and fished. On a four day week I took up bowling and with a three day week I started skiing. Gentlemen, I'm too tired for a two day week.'

"Okay, okay. I surrender. I want to negotiate a peace and quiet treaty!"

Zorbing

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Cat Tie

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Frizzbee statue.

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Bunny Pranks

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

Shoe repair

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Face painting - children have no faces