Competitive Soul Gifts

"I wonder what kind of sick bastard designed this course."

"Did you win your squash game?"

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Third Place Blues

Fun with Ned-Ball.

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

"Our sunset is WAY better."

'Darren always has to go one better.'

'...I was aced, defaced, disgraced and replaced.'

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

"Make him throw me something I can hit."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

10 K Tail-Chase

Monica Seles

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Ratminton

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

The Salesman

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'It's baseball season!'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Gloat